Strengths:

The Sanguine's Emotions
-Appealing personality
-Talkative, Storyteller
-Life of the Party
-Good sense of humor
-Memory for color
-Physically holds on to listener
-Emotional and demonstrative
-Enthusiastic and expressive
-Cheerful and bubbling over
-Curious
-Good on stage
-Wide-eyed and innocent
-Lives in the present
-Changeable disposition
-Sincere at heart
-Always a child

The Sanguine As A Parent
-Makes Home Fun
-Is liked by children's friends
-Turns disaster into humor
-Is the circus master

The Sanguine At Work
-Volunteers for Jobs
-thinks up new activities
-Looks great on the Surface
-Creative and colorful
-Has energy and enthusiasm
-Starts in a flashy way
-Inspires others to join
-charms others to work

The Sanguine As a Friend
-Makes friends easily
-Loves People
-Thrives on compliments
-Seems exciting
-envied by others
-Doesn't hold grudges
-apologizes quickly
-Prevents dull moments
-Likes spontaneous activities

Weaknesses:

The Sanguine's Emotions
-Compulsive talker
-Exaggerates and elaborates
-Dwells on trivia
-Can't remember names
-Scares others off
-Too happy for some
-Has restless energy
-Egotistical
-Blusters and complains
-Naive, gets taken in
-Has loud voice and laugh
-Controlled by circumstances
-Gets angry easily
-Seems phony to some
-Never Grows Up

The Sanguine As A Parent
-Keeps home in a frenzy
-Forgets children's appointments
-disorganized
-Doesn't listen to the whole story

The Sanguine At Work
-Would rather talk
-forgets obligations
-Doesn't follow through
-Confidence fades fast
-Undisciplined
-Priorities out of order
-Decides by feelings
-Easily distracted
-Wastes time talking

The Sanguine As a Friend
-Hates to be alone
-Needs to be center stage
-Wants to be popular
-Looks for credit
-dominates conversations
-Interrupts and doesn't listen
-answers for others
-Fickle and forgetful
-Makes excuses
-Repeats stories

Well, Akma's glory didn't last. Here comes a new hero - MUCUS BOY! His real name is Ammar Altintop. The best friend of Shit Boy. His powers are gloop-thrower and green goop. He once helped a boy getting his mucus out of his nose but of course Mucus Boy put into his own nose after that.

His mucus is so powerful. He is specialise in freezing people as the mucus is so sticky. Gradually, people will die as it will prevent them from breathing.

Mucus after mucus he let go at Akma. Eventually, he managed to freeze Akma. Akma tried to give as many jokes as possible but it only made the situation worse. When Ammar laughed, more mucus flew at Akma. He then died of the mucus drowning him.

Now, Ammar is the new hero but he bring diseases into the world. Spreading virus to everybody. People don't acknowledge him as a hero alone but a villain.

Then came doctor Raju saying, "I think you need an MC."

Before Ammar could reply, the ground shook. The floor started to crack and split resulting the tall buildings to collapse.

"It's the end of the world!" screamed doctor Raju.

"But I thought 2012 is 2 years away!" cried Mucus Boy.

"Oh man! I haven't sit for my olevel yet." exclaimed Syed a.k.a Perfectionist.

Syahidding couldn't accept the fact that he mut leave his maths. He cried greatly.

Sofiy just kept quiet and stared blankly. He was confused with the situation.

Then, a new story began. A more fantastic one.

A genius biologist name Najib came. He explained to the people that he had built a huge ship made of titanium. It as built 8 years ago when he discovered about the judgement day. Suddenly, the gloomy face of the people changed. Their faces filled with hopes to live. They can be saved. BUT! There is one problem with the ship. IT CAN'T BE MOVED!

"We need a physicist to do the job," a distant sound was heard.

Out of nowhere, a bright light suddenly appeared and lighted the dark place. people started to squint their eyes as te light was too bright. There lies a man running towards the people. He was Nazirul. He then asked laboriously what was the commotion all about. Najib told him about the immobile ship.

Knowing that Najib is a biologist, Nazirul laughed at him as Najib used human organs to build the huge ship. Wires were replaced with blood vessels and the engine was replaced with hearts of whales.

Nazirul said, "there is only one thing left, the SWITCH!"

Everyone thought that they had been given a chance to live. They thought that it was that easy to escape death. They thought that everytime the world is dying, they could just move to another planet.

WERE THEY RIGHT? DO THEY REALLY GET TO ESCAPED?

STAY TUNED....

To their shock, the ship still can't be moved. When Nazirul installed the switch, They couldn't find it. The switch was situated in a mini-room. The hope then faded away. The sky then became dark. But then, someone squeaked. It was mini-boy, Irfan.

"I have the ability to squeeze in small places. I can o the job and go to the mini-room to switch on the switch," he whispered.

Ashraf then say, "Everyone! mini-shout."

"HOORAY" "HOORAY"

Then, there was a brilliant scientist name Alvin. He is the leader of Alvin and the chipmunk. He was good in bio technology. He ad invented a new machine that can help te world by killing more people to produce more chipmunks. There was also a hero named spiderman.

After knowing the incident about the crisis, Spiderman was happy as he likes to eat chipmunks. Alvin didn't know about this. Sufi Ridhwan tried to stop him by dancing irritatingly by shaking his butt.

Zhufar died again the next day (No link. HAHA) Everyone from all over the world cried. The tears were rolling on their cheeks.

Suddenly syed start to sing, "We are the world. We are the children. We are the one that an make a brighter day so lets start giving."

Actually, the people shed their tears not becaue of Zhufar but because of the tragedy which happened in Haiti.

But they did not know that the tragedy was just a prank so tat people would donate. They will use the money to buy ice-creams to eat. Haha. Stupid people.

The ice-creams were sold by the students in Pre-U 1A in Aljunied. They always promote their ice-creams by saying out loud "WALLS!"

Jeng jeng jeng. Suddenly, the air-con spoilt nd melted all the ice-creams. Crisis had landed the Pre-U 1A students. Because of it, the economy in Singapore went down. Malaysia's economy went up a bit. S$100 = 233 RM.

To solve this problem, the school had to call the repairman. When the repairman came, Ashraf was told to speak with them. But, he was so rude. He told him to fix the air-con instead of spoiling it. The repairman felt angry and wanted to trash it out. Ashraf was also dissatisfied that he wanted to sue him. How stupid was Ashraf?

Out of nowhere, Shit Boy and Mucus Boy came back alive to solve the dispute. Te repairman said to them that he is 30years old nad married. How can he accept when a boy talked to him like that.

He was so agitated that he repaired vigirously. He banged all his tools making the air-con worse. ashraf was so shocked that he called his lawyer to solve the problem.

Shit Boy and Mucus Boy just stood still eating garbages and piciking his nose respectively. They didn't notice that suddenly the air-con fell and turn into trishaw.

Then came mustafa with his jokes. "WHY DID THE COW JUMP?"

*This story is created just for the sake of entertainment. Jangan amek hati tau."